??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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