She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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