She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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