You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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