Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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