I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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