Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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