we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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