now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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