Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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