is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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