I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
time to smoke my breakfast
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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