Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
They should really pass out barf bags in church
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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