Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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