i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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