saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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