I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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