the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
