I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
we made out on top of his cat.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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