i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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