I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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