This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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