remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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