Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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