The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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