Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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