sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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