That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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