We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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