love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Drake has all the answers
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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