school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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