No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I got inside last night via doggy door
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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