I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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