Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
