Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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