id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize
