i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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