I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
