so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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