I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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