Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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