Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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