I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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