tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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