i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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