before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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