i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
dude. I can hear the air.
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