you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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