I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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