5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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