If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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