I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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