i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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