Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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